the real SLUTskaya (aka Shizuka Arakawa)
although i didn't really like this bitch, i will say i think that her outfit
won her the gold. well that and she didn't fall on her ass. all of the other ladies last night looked like they had to hurry up and buy their outfits at local wal-mart in torino 5 minutes before they went on the ice.
however, did you know that this skank had a rule named after her. in the picture above you can see the bitch's ass so they had to make up this rule called the"The Arakawa Rule." it says that the panties need to be cut in such a fashion as to not 'ride up' during the performance and result in the formation of 'wedgies' exposing the bare buttocks, which is distasteful and offensive to both judges and audiences. well being a trashy sloot is okay in my book shizuka. congratulations.
won her the gold. well that and she didn't fall on her ass. all of the other ladies last night looked like they had to hurry up and buy their outfits at local wal-mart in torino 5 minutes before they went on the ice.
however, did you know that this skank had a rule named after her. in the picture above you can see the bitch's ass so they had to make up this rule called the"The Arakawa Rule." it says that the panties need to be cut in such a fashion as to not 'ride up' during the performance and result in the formation of 'wedgies' exposing the bare buttocks, which is distasteful and offensive to both judges and audiences. well being a trashy sloot is okay in my book shizuka. congratulations.
posted by greg @ 9:22 AM
1 Comments:
At 5:13 PM,
Ginger Snaps said…
HA HA HA HA HA
Oh, my god I nearly crapped my pantyhose!
And I'm not even wearin' any pantyhose!
It's nice to know that flagrantly displaying your ass in competition is in the Olympic Spirit.
I hope Johnny Queer starts skating in assless chaps force 'em to make a rule for the boys as well!
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