FAGULOUS TV: Bye, Bye, Dana; Hello, Kat McPhee!

Well, kids, I waited a bit for those of you who (like me) didn't get to see it Sunday night, but it's true. Dana is dead. Long live Erin Daniels, who played the Tennisbian with a sort of clenched charm even at her most ill. Fans of the L Word will not soon forget (or be allowed to forget - here comes the grief!) Dana or the look on Leisha Haley's face as she figured out that her best friend had left the court. But here's to remembering Dana and Alice at their best - having kinky costumed sex during Season 2

And as lesbians are dying over on Showtime, on Fox, the American Idol Finalists... well, frankly, some of them are dying, too. But not my beauitufl Katharine McPhee! After over an hour of performances that were barely ho-hum, Kitten Kat dialed up the heat with her sultry rendition of 'Til You Come Back to Me and from there on out it was an evening that did American Idol proud, with Paris Channeling Fantasia, Chris Channeling Bo and Taylor being his own oh-so-unique self.

Ace Young remains pretty and increasingly lackluster in the actual, um, performing department.