Guess the Bitch #4: The Answer!

Well, kids, great guesses, but you were all just a touch off... unless of course Miss All Beef Patty's Mom is...



... Pete Wentz of Fallout Boy!

Yes, apparently this handsome neo-glam rockstar in training was already doing a great job of inspiring our deep masturbatorial fantasties. And that was BEFORE he took some very private pictures with his cell phone and they got out! (Well, more to the point... IT got out... of his boxers.)

Pete, all I gotta say is, you could teach some of these bitches a lesson. You were in control, not some freak with a night vision camera (Paris) or the drug cocaine (Colin). And, as far as full frontal goes, it's pretty demure.

If you're interested in seeing more of what Pete has to offer, you can see (probably for a limited time) the entire... ahem... package by clicking here.