Hump Day Humps #7: Dylan McKay vs Brandon Walsh

Lord have mercy nurses. I've been feelin' rull nostalgic lately. Must be that whole drinkin' wit ya friends from high school and talkin bout dem things like bad tv shows and who you slept with. Ain't that what y'all do? Well, we was talkin about 90210 the otha day. Oh that magical land of Beverly Hills where errbody is white and drives a convertible. I remember thinkin' 2 of da young mens were rull fine lookin. Jason Priestly and Luke Perry....ummh ummh uum. I can taste both of their peach pits right now. Jason Priestly played Brandon Walsh, a transplant freshman from Minnesota with a bitchy sister. He was the boy next door with, according to most sources, a huge palm tree down below.
Luke Perry played the bad boy, Dylan McKay who prolly gave all of dem gurls some sorta STD. But when he was an alcoholic for that brief period and blowin all his cash, I wanted him to take me right then and there. So who'd y'all rather hump? Lemme know.