Dolly Sez #2: Freshmen are our friends!

Exhibit A: The freshman swim team of a certain unnamed universiT.

Cadets, its time for yet another installment of your favorite bitch's mind fuckin' advice. So get your mind in the gutter and listen up!!! Today's question comes from rlrco:

"Are college freshmen fair game or nothing but a headache after a few happy endings?"

Lordy, now we are goin' down the slippery slope of Freshmeat/men, boys soon to be men. Hmmmm, I kinda feel like I just answered the question. rlrco, are you outta your mind? They's fair game and they proud of it! Freshman need to get laid as much as possible to advance their position in fag society. They have but one year in their budding lives to give it up to us bitches that have gone before them and done the nasty in every truckstop, honky tonk and Fashion Bug dressin' room east of the Mississippi. Miss Dolly herself slept with the entirety of Key West, Florida just to move up one fuckin' notch on the giant gay totem pole of dick. This is not complicated. I turn now to Exhibit A above to show all you crazy bitches how its done. These are college freshman. They are on a swim team. Note the developed abs and arms. Note the underdeveloped brains. Note the speedos that scream"I'm fair game, fuck me!" These boys are just achin' for Coach Rlrco to holler "Hit the showers, boys!" Judge Dolly's verdict: A few happy endings with Freshman boys (shower is optional) are a good thing. Side effects are possible bleeding out your ass, certain broken heart and of course headaches...but it ain't nothin' a handful of aspirin and a bottle of daddy's moonshine can't fix.

Later, love and good luck,

Miss Dolly

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