Guess the Bitch (Thing) #9: The Phallus Unshadowed!

Our shadowed swollen member is . . . a bottle of Gatorade! Props to Basketbawful for their deep probing into the matter of how the world's most ubiquitous sports drink is more phallic than most actual penises. Kudos also to Dree for her close guess (Powerade) and Miss All Beef Patty, for I too wish it was Colin Farrell's penis. Even having seen it already in that movie with that trashy playboy ho. Kisses!