From Katie Holmes's secret diary: "(...)Tom said, 'Katie, I think the Holy Spirit has come upon you, and the power of the most high has overshadowed you, and God has granted us a child.' I said, 'what?' He said, 'it's a miracle, baby.' Or a miracle baby. I still don't understand. Am I a living breathing miracle? Am I the new Mary? And is Tom my Joseph? Mary and Joseph didn't have sex, right? But will our child be Jesus? What if it's a girl?"
4 Comments:
At 11:52 AM, greg said…
i smell a miscarriage a brewin...if not, that bitch is going to pop out a teenager
At 7:20 PM, Anonymous said…
From Katie Holmes's secret diary:
"(...)Tom said, 'Katie, I think the Holy Spirit has come upon you, and the power of the most high has overshadowed you, and God has granted us a child.' I said, 'what?' He said, 'it's a miracle, baby.' Or a miracle baby. I still don't understand. Am I a living breathing miracle? Am I the new Mary? And is Tom my Joseph? Mary and Joseph didn't have sex, right? But will our child be Jesus? What if it's a girl?"
At 4:10 PM, Miss Dolly said…
"Due to Tom cutting Katie's perscription medications off, she has now grown two extra tits and will give birth to twin gay aliens."
At 10:48 PM, Rebecca said…
caption: PLEASE SHOOT ME!!!!
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