The Fagulous Week In Haiku - 7/14

Project Runway, yay!
Heidi and the crew is back
We're friggin' elated!

Here come the debates
Keith hotter than Daniel V??
We say it's impossible!

There is other news
NOT ABOUT PROJECT RUNWAY!
Um, but I forget...

Oh yes, the 'straights guys'
McCoughno-hey f*ck me hard!
Matt, Jake, Lance: ORGY!

You Me and Dupree
Opens Today, Looks Dumb, But...
Owen Wilson: ahhhhh!

Lindsay's got a man
NO.. it ain't goddamn Wilmer!
We wish them the best.

Spederline hiding
Brit must be gettin' big now..
Boy or girl? Guesses!