The Fagulous Week In Haiku - 7/7 Edition

JEN AND VINCE ENGAGED!!!!
Shiloh Nouvel says first words
And they are: F*ck y'all!

STILL no Suri pics
Katie and Tom, what's the deal?
Did you guys eat her?

Star and Barbara: WAR!
Moral of the story is...
Don't f*ck with Walters.

Lindsay has new boobs?
So says the bloggers (and me)
A boy too? Go girl!

Meryl and Anne: flawless
'Devil' shines its way to top
Much love to you both!

Atlantic City..
What kinda fools run this state?
Let THE PEOPLE BET!

Justin's new song leaks
'SexyBack': guilty pleasure?
Worse than Nellie F?