Ginger's Addiction #4: Project Whore!

Well I'm tired of writing out "America's Next Top Model"; so this season, as a salute to the classiest reality show on television (Project Runway - and, yes, I know we haven't been talking about it much this season on the blog - because we've been too busy SCREAMING about it - in a good way, and sometimes a bad way, and probably sometimes in a dangerous way), I've decided to retitle ANTM, Project Whore! Because, well, it's not like they're really trying to be models. If you're trying to be a model, you stick you finger down your throat, hack of your tits, blow "bisexual" photographers (being careful not to swallow those extra calories) and develop a nice, firm mass in your left lung from smoking every time you want to fill your stomach. Or your empty, empty soul.

But these women want to be media whores, and really, good going girls! Do you see models on the cover of magazines? Do you see models hawking beauty products and clothes? Nope. Celebrities do that now. And the models that still can do it (like Tyra and "The Body" herself, Fraulein and Baby-Seal Maker Heidi Klum) are really less models now and more media whores.

So "The CW" - please respond to this post with that you think that little Acronym should stand for - has released the next round of Project Whore! finalists. I find the idea of trying to match faces with names exhausting until, like, the final four, so I will comment on favorites by description.

TOP ROW: Liking the girl that looks like a less-butch lesbian Kim from a couple cycles back.

SECOND ROW FROM TOP: Love me the white girl (second from right) who looks like her eyes are saying, "Ima Gitcha Sucka." Don't know about those two on the end. Are they twins? Bad Fiona Apple clones? Are they troubled by hemorroids?

THIRD ROW FROM TOP: I am SO all about the gorgeous black girl with the big hair and gorgeous lips. She looks about ready to leap out the picture.

BOTTOM ROW: White girl in the middle? Is that not Snaggletooth from last Cycle's final two? (I would know cuz I had her awesome li'l housewife with vacuum cleaner shoot on my desktop for ages.) As for the girl on the far right, jury is out on whether I think she looks like the epitome of beauty or a freakin' alien. I'll probably hate her once she opens her mouth though. It's that way with most of them.

And of course I wouldn't have it any other way.

So who do you like? Who do you want to hide with brown paper? And what does the CW stand for? GO, fagulous readers, GO!