The Fagulous Week in Haiku 9/9 - 9/15

Katie Couric reads
The news on CBS. Wow!
It's still just the news!

Survivor premiers:
Jeff Probst, bring racial peace with
Your gigantic cock.

Vincent got auf'd again
Angela, too. But sadly
So did gay, gay Kane.

9/11. . . Five
years later, the memory
still makes me tear up.

Britney birthed a Six
Pound Eleven Ounce Hostess
Snack Cake named Twinkie.

The fruit of Anna
Nicole's womb somehow went bad.
That's so outrageous!

Whitney is giving
Up Bobby Brown and crack. Well,
At least Bobby Brown.

Now they're finding E.
Coli even on spinach.
Vegans! You ain't safe!

Goodnight stars. Goodnight
Air. Goodnight noises everywhere.
Goodnight, Ann Richards. . .

This blog entry is dedicated to the memory and celebrates the life of excellent public servant Ann Richards! Rest in Peace, Ann! If there's a heaven, we hope to eat BBQ with you there, someday!