The Fagulous Feud #1: ANTM's JADE

Welcome, fags and fagettes, to our new feature - The Fagulous Fued. Once in a great while, a figure comes along - so explosive, so divisive, so intense that we just don't know whether to love or hate the bitch. But those days of indecision are gone; cuz we're gonna let all y'all decide. Take a good look at our candidate, bring to bear eveything you know or have been told about the bitch, then vote LOVE or HATE in the comments.

If you vote LOVE, this bitch gonna get the treatment Royale: a place on our fabulous LOVE list, a rhapsodizing entry about how much ass she kicks and who she's tearing down, and a special note straight from our faggety hearts. If you vote HATE, this bitch gonna get tore up like an asshole who walks past rabid dobermans with salami in her pocket, 'nuff said.

Our first candidate: the resident "bitch" on this season of America's Next Top Model, Jade. Is this bitch full of herself or a thing of beauty? Is she talking trash or telling off trash talkers? Does she burn hotter than an untreated Urinary Tract Infection or is she just a DISEASE? You decide!