You Caption It #12

I feel like the caption already attached to this picture sucks, what would you title it?

Third Place, stgoleary21 said.. He may be the future King, but my dick is bigger!

Second Place, rlrco said.. "the faces of denial"

FIRST PLACE, ginger snaps said... "Our next item up for auction: Two life size recreations of the heirs to the British throne. For the discerning collector, all orifices come pre-lubed. Act now before they age and start to resemble their father!"