Jake's Eyes Are Worth A Thousand Words

Literally!

I have reason to believe that the most popular online forum, happens to lie right here, and its subject: Jake Gyllenhaal's eyelashes!

Why, you ask?

Well, it could be the 533 pages of text discussing the eyelashes, or maybe the 100,000 page views.

Click above to read all about the crazy fags and their obsessions (I wouldn't know anything about obsessions at all on the other hand, by the way, Daniel V, if you are reading this, shoot us a comment!).