Dolly Sez: WTF Happened, Connie???

Dear Faithful Readers,

This week I am keepin’ it real (and short) by havin y’all watch this clip of poor retarded Connie Chung sing goodbye to her charming yet stupidity laced show. Oh, shit this is just grand. When Alzheimers sets in kids, it ain’t pretty. Connie seems to have transported herself to an entirely different dimension as she writhes and wriggles out her Fabulous Baker Boys routine complete with a gorgeously orchestrated fainting session at the end of her lovely song. Turn up those speakers to hear the delightful grunt during the piano dismount! Bravo Connie! Now all you have left to do is throw up on national television!
PS – Miss Dolly will write the poor piano player a check from her own purse – seeing as how Connie forgot to pay him to actually play.

Comments on gown and performance are gladly accepted. No shame!

Later, love and good luck!

Miss Dolly