How FAGULOUS Were the EMMY AWARDS? Part I

Oooh, children! You know we bitches are gonna have a lot to say about the Emmys. A whole lot. Like if you weighed what we plan to say against the combined weight lost by Anna Nicole and Payless Shoe Horse Star Jones, they would be almost the same weight.

But I'm gonna start us off with a big old congratulations to the truly incredible Leslie Jordan, whom we love. His turn as Karen's archnemesis Beverly Leslie has been a bright spot throughout Will and Grace's run, and we love him as "Brother Boy" in Sordid Lives. Get a taste of him in the role on "YouTube" by clicking here.

In other news, what did we think of Conan? I think he was host-tastic, from parodying The Music Man to locking Bob Newhart in an airtight tank, he made the absurd into superb. Any thoughts, Fagulous Bitches?