In Other News of that Skinny Campbell Bitch

HA! HA! HA! Bitch got hit with a cell phone. In other Naomi (Me! Me and Naomi and this Water!) Campbell news, Miss Tyra Winfrey, she of the long held feud with Naomi (Will you be the face of my new global network?) Campbell, publically reminded the WHOLE DAMN WORLD of the time that Naomi (She's being very difficult!) Campbell done spilt her skinny ass on the runway walking in tall ass Vivienne Westwood Stripper Shoes. Best of all? She didn't even say Naomi (I'm presenting...) Campbell's name. She referred to "one model" like she was writing her big-red-weave ass an ITEM ON PAGE motha' SIX, y'all!!!

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