Teri Hatcher's Eye Injury: Not A Result Of Seacrest Bukkake!

Really, how could it be?

The man is gayer than a pink feather boa on a drag queen.

It turns out it was actually a lightbulb explosion. Hmm.. curious.

Paula Abdul, you are an overmedicated fool and need help, but I love you for your recent comments about Ryan And Teri on Leno!!