Love List #8 Marcia Cross aka Kimberbree

This just in, "Marcia Cross likes to trim her bush."

Guuurrrllll, I can't get enough of this woman and luckily it seems like she ain't leavin any time soon. My history with Marcia Cross goes back more than a decade.

As a confused boy, I grew up with Dr. Kimberly Shaw. A doctor who happened to live at Melrose Place and brought a new meaning of drama into all our lives. She taught me how to burn down apartment complexes, cover up lobotomy scars with wigs, cover up the pain by drinking, etc...

As a fierce bitch, Miss All Beef Patty is proud to see that my baby mama transformed herself into Ms. Bree Van De Kamp. Now ain't that a scurry name ... VAN DE KAMP. Sounds like some suburban, crazy ho who is gonna beat you with a tennis racket, get it restrung and then beat you all over again only beacuse you forgot to compliment her on her muffins. Turns out her character Bree is exactly this and also very similar to Dr. Shaw. After only two seasons, Ms. Bree don't mess around neither. She's already had a drinkin problem, let a man die when she could have saved him and dropped her nasty little homosexual child in the middle of nowhere, wait a sec, now as a follower of the Church of Homosexual-anity, I don't say nasty because he is homosexual but because when you see that Van De Kamp boy's face on one of your rich friends HiDef TV thingamajigs, its just plain nasty, along with Teri Clark's pothole face of a daughter. But back to Ms. Bree. On top of all of these things, we most recently learned that Ms. Bree is about to make a trip to the mental institution.

So here is a big thank you Ms. Cross for keeping true to yoself. You just crazy. Lord knows both of them shows wouldn't last near as long had you not been on them. We love you miss thang. I'll leave with the words of Jan Brady, because I know the words on errbody's lips is "Marcia Marcia Marcia." You prune whatever the hell hedges you want.