Necrophiliacs of the world sigh a breath of relief...And desire of course.

Well, King Tut must be relieved that he can finally relieve himself. Turns out his missing member (since he lost it in a bath house in '68) has finally been found! It never left his side! Was there ever a more fagulous pharaoh? Honey, having screaming, wailing women buried alive with you is the way to go out with a bang, I tell ya! You'd think they'd at least secure your mummified cock to your royal pelvic area and throw in some condoms and lube for use in the afterlife but check it out here: http://dsc.discovery.com/news/briefs/20060501/tutpnis_arc.html.