Fagulous Week In Review - 6/23

Angelina tells all to Anderson Cooper
Apparently her, Brad and the kids are doing SUPER!
Or, at least that's how Anderson woulda said it
He went on the Daily Show where he laughed like a big ol' faggot

Jakey photographed playing b-ball in the city
Honey, we love you, but Nikes??
Britney dyes her hair black
Carrying Tater Tot this week without dropping him, let's cut her some slack!

Taylor's first single debuts at the top of the charts
I guess America really loves him, despite being 47 and having warts
Somewhere Kat is kicking a pillow
That, or with Pete Doherty doing blow

Project Runway Season 3 has been pushed up to July twelfth!
Nothing really rhymes with that, except svelt!
We hear there are 'straight guys' this season
Now will you watch the show?? As if there was another reason...

Guy is sick of Madonna's no AC rule
He called her on it and she calls him a fool
She's afraid it will hurt her voice
We say, you iz one crazy bitch, but hey, it's her choice!