Caption It #29

in honor of seeing xtina in every magazine lookin' xtra fine, genie in a keg barrel would like for you to caption her lookin xtra large. it's fake but fantastic. thank you for bringin' a smile to miss all beef patty's face worth1000.com

winners

third place goes to evelina for "No my name is not Brittney and I am Not Pregnant!"

second place goes to anonymous for "Where is my publicist with the bathroom key?"

and first place goes to matilda for how well he used imagery with "the only 'dirrrty' christina knows nowadays is when the butter drips onto her girdle."