M's Fagulous Week In Review (via haikus)

This is normally a Friday feature but since i will be MIA (actually missing in action...not the Sri Lanken rapper), you get it early!

Enjoy!

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10.
McCartney and wife
split without pre-nup, ya should
have trusted Kanye!

9.
Nicole and Keith to
tie the knot, a baby boy
to be named Urbman?

8.
Da Vinci Code shred
at Cannes, Audrey Tautou is
still so goddamn cute.

7.
Britney leaves Sean Pres-
ton in back seat unattend-
ed; the sky is blue.

6.
Christina posing
nude in GQ, Barbie dolls
everywhere feel fat.

5.
Katie lets papa-
rrazzi photograph her al-
ien belly: YIKES!!!

4.
Kat and Taylor to
fight it out next week: Sexy
versus Fat Grandpa.

3.
Paris and Linds an-
nounce catfight, millions of men
grow instant hard-ons.

2.
Lance and Reichen won't
announce that they are fags and
now we HATE THEM BOTH!!

1.
Tom Welling is so
much hotter than Ashton, WHAT
ARE YOU FOOLS THINKING????