Hump Day Humps #1: Ashton vs. Tom

Welcome errbody to Miss All Beef Patty's new weekly installment titled Hump Day Humps. It's quite simple really. I put up two candidates who I think are pretty equal in all around delisciousness and you let Miss Patty know which one you'd rather hump?

This week I'm pitting Tom Welling against Ashton Kutcher. In the first picture you'll notice that they actually modelled together for Abercrombie & Fitch. The other pictures are them now. Oooohhhh gurl. Theys is like a fine box wine, only gettin better with age if I do say so myself. So who will it be? Superman or Mr. Demi?




Oh, and no saying both of them bitches. You pick one and only one and hump him all da hell you want.