Fagulous Week In Review - 6/2

ANNA NICOLE'S HAVING A BABY Y'ALL!
Liz Taylor on Larry King to claim she's not crazy after all.
She pimped her jewelry: bracelets, pendants and rings.
With all the bling I thought he was interviewing Bai Ling.

Brangelina explodes with Shiloh, a baby girl!
Jen Aniston remains silent, fingers in her hair, twirl twirl...
Speaking of, The Break-Up is out today
Only 2 stars but I'll probably see it anyway

Anderson Cooper makes a splash into books
A memoir of his take on global tragedy, nice hook!
Taylor and Kat travel together on a promo tour
When asked if Taylor is her boyfriend, Kat replies 'I'd rather puke on this floor'.

Dixie Chicks debut at #1 with 'controversial' new CD
Kathy Griffin is back next week with another season of her life on the D
Britney has been sans K-Fed for close to a week
Can this be the start of a winning streak?

Katie says goodbye to her 15 year spot on the Today Show
Tears tears and more tears, yet Ann Curry's face has a sudden glow
The bitch was parading around the new set like she was the SHIT!
I ran into Markus Schenkenberg on the 1 train, my heart went pater-pit, pater-pit


How'd I do this week?