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Wednesday, June 28, 2006

Star Jones is kicked to the curb by Barbara as Rosie rounds the corner and runs her over.

Dolly News Flash

Well, we all knew it was coming. It was like the 300 pound gorilla in the room. Or, maybe that was Star. Needless to say its been a wild week over in View land. Star Jones yesterday spewed yet more shit from her mouth that wasn’t planned during a disgusting hand holding ceremony (she interrupted the oh so important View banter yesterday to inform her loyal 4 fans that she was leaving the show). Well, today on The View Mrs. Wawa herself gave Star a firm talking to and told viewers that she wouldn’t be coming back. She then went on a screaming rampage and trashed Star’s dressing room and chewed Star’s entire shoe collection like the rabid Doberman she truly is. Oh, and by the way Barbara also said “We made you bitch and now we will destroy you. Die whore die.” Well, pretty much. Note to self: don’t piss Barbara off, get stomach stapled, marry a homo and plan a wedding in which you spend tons of money on a cake that you shouldn’t eat cause you’re a fat ass when you should really be looking for a new job before the D in the HOLLYWOOD sign falls on your fucking head.


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