Letterman's Top 10 List

from last night, McGreevey style...

Top Ten List, "Chapter Titles in Jim McGreevey's Book"

10. "The Day I Got Caught Governing Myself"
9. "How to Pretend to Like Girls for 47 Years"
8. "From Schwarzenegger to Pataki: Governors I'd Like to Oil Up"
7. "Another Confession – I Can't Resist Entenmann's Pound Cake"
6. "At First I Just Thought I Was Bipartisan"
5. "The New Jersey Budget Crisis – What Would Judy Garland Do?"
4. "A Look at the Governor's Balls"
3. "Politicians Who Left a Bad Taste in My Mouth"
2. "How to Push Through a Bill – Or a Steve or a Larry…"
1. "Why I Don't Like Bush"

Good job Dave!

You Caption It: Clay Achin'....

Hump Day Humps #9: A Common Bond

Hi chilrens. This here 007 movie is about to come out soon. Somethin bout a casino bein royale. Not if dat bitch is in Atlantic City, you know what I'm sayin. Well this is also the introduction of a new Bond. His name is Daniel Craigs. He ain't been in dat much but he look aight. He's replacing a Mr. Pierce Brosnan. Damn gurl. Everytime I hear his name I get all hot and bothered. Do who you will. I think I might just have to wait to see it to be able to decide. Bye.