You Caption It #32

It's been a while... have fun w/ this!

WINNER: MISS ALL BEEF PATTY... now i am here to introduce my new line of cosmetics "J-Lotox"

Fagulous Week In Review - 6/9

Shiloh Nouvel makes her grand entry into the lives of all
Angelina's lips, Brad's eyes and she's only 20 inches tall!
Ann Coulter makes a total fool of herself on The Today Show
The other bitch Anna Wintour has 3 weeks before The Devil Wears Prada movie tears her a new asshole

Madonna to be the spokesperson for H&M's new line
What happened to Versace? Either way she'll shine
Although have you heard the Ray Of Light leaked B-Side "Liquid Love"?
Queerty clued me into it, be damned if it's not about cum

"Stars Are Blind" is somehow an actual REALLY GOOD song
Paris Hilton, go figure. However, the video is just WRONG!
Britney's manny ain't her new man after all
The world sighs collectively, guess she's still recovering from the fall

'Taylor Hicks Is A Fag' is our most popular search this week
'Kat McPhee To Play TomKat Wedding' was #2. Can't be true? Right?? Eeek!
Shakira's 'Hips' played nearly ten thousand times in 7 days
She still looks like an idiot in that video, I don't care what y'all say!

Break-Up actually debuts at number one
Anderson Cooper settles for the sixth spot, where's the love?
Macy's renounces their Pride display
Asshole republican confused, HE DIDN'T KNOW RAINBOW FLAGS WERE GAY!!

Dolly Sez: FUCK YOU MACY'S AND MASS RESISTANCE!

Dear Loyal Readers:

I encourage you to shop somewhere else.
And, interestingly enough, you can check out our hateful brothers and sisters over at www.massresistance.blogspot.com They are such ninnies - you can't event comment on their posts! I dare you MassResistancers to comment on Fagulous! Them's fightin' words from Miss Dolly!

Take a gander at this:

THE BOSTON GLOBE
Macy's removes display marking local gay pride week
June 7, 2006
BOSTON --Macy's department store has altered a window display marking Boston's gay pride week after a group that opposes gay marriage complained it was offensive.
The display at the downtown Boston store featured two male mannequins, with one wearing a gay pride rainbow flag around his waist, next to a list of several planned Boston Pride Week events.
The mannequins were removed after MassResistance, formerly the Article 8 Alliance, which has campaigned against gay marriage and gay-themed textbooks in public schools, objected to the display.
The group posted pictures on its Web site and scores of its supporters complained to Macy's by phone and e-mail. A picture published in the Boston Herald showed one of the mannequins wearing a "gay pride" flag wrapped around its waist like a skirt.
Elina Kazan, a Macy's spokeswoman, initially said the store decided to remove the mannequins but leave the list of pride week events in order to strike a balance. She later issued a statement saying the original window display was altered as a result of a "miscommunication."
"At this point, unfortunately, the window is going to stand as is," she said. "What has transpired has transpired."
In a letter to Macy's parent company, Marc Solomon, campaign director at MassEquality, a local coalition of gay-marriage rights advocates, urged the department store to put its original display up as a symbolic display of support for gay, lesbian, bisexual and transgender equality.
"We believe in diversity, and our customers are very important to us," Kazan said. "But (the display) did offend a few of our customers, and we had to re-examine it."
ACLU of Massachusetts spokeswoman Sarah Wunsch criticized Macy's for "succumbing to the bigotry" of what she said was a fringe anti-gay group.

OH! my god, Shannen Doherty!

Now usually, I won't hewar a word said about the Oh! network. They gave me my favorite new comedy of last year, Campus Ladies, which you should all be watching ALL the time, and they feature some of my most favorite ladies of all time — Ellen, Oprah, Tyra and of course comic genius Jennifer Saunders. And they also gave Sex Grandma Sue Johanson her own TV show. Even better? They gave freakin' the love of my life Janice Dickinson a new show - COMING SOON! DON'T MISS THIS SHIT!

But, oh!? What on earth is the deal with this "Breaking Up with Shannen Doherty"? Have we heard about this? Apparently people who want to quit their job, abandon their friends or break their lover's hearts are going to HAVE FREAKIN' BRENDA WALSH DO IT FOR THEM ON TV? I have long told people who say Reality Television represents the end of society to go suck on Janice Dickinson's bitch-flavored asshole and get back to me, but, seriously? Is this shit not har enough without adding in lights, cameras and SHANNEN DOHERTY IN YOUR FACE? What do you think, bitches? Is this the most horrible thing you can imagine? Alternatively, if you're morally bankrupt, you can learn how to shit all over the life of someone who trusts you at Oxygen.com.