Gwen Squared

Thank you Perez, for this wonderful little faux movie from a potential conversation between Paltrow and Stefani.

LOVE IT!

the real SLUTskaya (aka Shizuka Arakawa)

although i didn't really like this bitch, i will say i think that her outfit
won her the gold. well that and she didn't fall on her ass. all of the other ladies last night looked like they had to hurry up and buy their outfits at local wal-mart in torino 5 minutes before they went on the ice.

however, did you know that this skank had a rule named after her. in the picture above you can see the bitch's ass so they had to make up this rule called the"The Arakawa Rule." it says that the panties need to be cut in such a fashion as to not 'ride up' during the performance and result in the formation of 'wedgies' exposing the bare buttocks, which is distasteful and offensive to both judges and audiences. well being a trashy sloot is okay in my book shizuka. congratulations.

A Billion Little Ditties

According to this article, Apple has just sold their 1 billionth iTune last last night.

We're pretty sure a fag purchased the song, because this "Alex" character, purchased Coldplay's "Speed Of Sound" to mark the occasion. Can't get much gayer than that (this is coming from a MASSIVE Coldplay fan, and a proud fag!).

Mariah: Denies Fat Ass, Blames The Dress!

I just read this little piece from Hollywood Rag

Mariah Carey insists on having popcorn in her dressing room before she performs. The pop diva, famed for her outlandish backstage demands, reportedly requests that bags of the sweet snack are available for her to much on before and after her shows.

A source told Britain's Daily Express newspaper: "When she was promoting her last single in the UK, she asked for Butterkist toffee popcorn in her dressing room."

Meanwhile, Mariah has blamed her Chanel dress for her imperfect appearance at the recent Golden Globe awards.
On the night, US fashion expert David Evangelista said the 'Hero' singer's plunging black number "looked like a wine bottle opener". Now Carey has hit back, blaming the outfit's figure-hugging fabric.

She fumed: "Satin is very unforgiving.
"What was I going to do? Call Karl Legerfeld and say, 'Can you please make it out of matte jersey instead?'"

*Oh, how I would've LOVED to see her perform in a matte jersey!*

Who The Hell Is Tom Gregory?

And why is he deeming those auctioned-off shirts from Brokeback this generation's "ruby slippers"?

One thing we do know about him is that he has A LOT of money. The man just spent $101,000 for Heath and Jake's original worn shirts from the film.

According to this article on AOL, he claims he will preserve these shirts and add them to his collection. Like we REALLY believe that! Nice try Tom, but we all know that you're gonna have a boner for life!

Faggiest Remix Ever!

What happens when you mix Brandon Flowers (of Killers fame) and his mascara-drenched eyes with the mega supreme art-fags in Fischerspooner?

You get the faggiest remix ever!!

American Idol: Where are the cuties?

We have one or two, maybe, but really, what an ugly ugly group of people.

As Ginger Snaps pointed out, Ace isn't bad, but is there anyone else to even tune in for? Certainly not that fool who is claiming to be '29'. If he truly is 29, then I'll be damned.

This is not even to mention how poor most of the contestant's voices are this season. Ginger Snaps, go!

Hate List #4

Oh, TomKat.

The world has really had enough of you. And so has Fagulous.

If we never hear from either of you again, we'd be just fine and dandy.

I'd make a list of reasons to hate the Terrible Two, but is that really necessary?

It's just a matter of time before their relationship blurs into obscurity and that day cannot come quickly enough!

The Fagulous Quiz!

Without using the help of Google or any other search engine, let's see how you do in the Fagulous Quiz!

Answers in the comments section.

1. How long were Britney and Jason Alexander married for?
a) 5 hours
b) 55 hours
c) 5 days
d) 55 days

2. Who should win the Academy Award for Best Actor in a Drama?
a) Heath Ledger
b) Ennis Delmar
c) Michelle William's Husband
d) "The Spitter"

3. Who has been Paris Hilton's tallest boyfriend?
a) Starvos
b) Nick Carter
c) Paris the Prince
d) Pat Sajack

4. Which former member of Full House just got out of a stint in rehab for drug addiction?
a) DJ
b) Stephanie
c) Joey
d) Uncle Jesse

5. What movie was #1 at the box office this weekend?
a) Brokeback Mountain
b) Eight Below
c) Date Movie
d) Freedomland