You Caption It #15

Here's a lovely photo of Katie Holmes, entering her 47th trimester.
What would you caption this photo??

NBC-in ya!

well she's gone. it's okay. my eyes are only on matt lauer anyway. good luck at uptight cbs katie. i thought that this picture is the real katie couric. they aren't gonna take too much of her fake shit over there. shoulda stayed with nbc bitch.

i apologize if any of you fags love her. i don't hate her but she ain't gonna be makin the love list any time soon.

Mandisa: Not Even Jesus Can Save You Now!

Boy, were we off?!

We put Mandisa at #5, never guessing she'd be our #9 idol.

Consensus is that her religious beliefs may have gotten in the way and caused her to get voted off so early into the competition.

Can we please get rid of Elliott next week? PLEASE!!

Buns Will Not Be Included

Speechless for the second time today.

Guess The Bitch #7

More like guess the towel.

If i give you any hints, it'd give it away.

So, you tell me, why is this towel relevant?

Now that I've Got Your Attention. . .

Ah, kittens! Do you like my bright neon BITCH? I'll tell you more about it, but first, a word on a American Idol.

My dear sweet love, the gorgeous and talented KATHARINE MCPHEE is a survivor. According to www.gambling911.com, Kat is still second most favored to win, despite being in the bottom three last week. And to celebrate, I have decided to declare why I vicously HATE all the other remaining contestants (even the ones I kinda like) because they are not her:

1. Chris - I am over you. You are still hot, but you have bored me and the boredom has eclipsed your hotness.

2. Ace - You are no longer hot. You are such a cheesy, nose-singing mess that your initial hotness has actually become ugly.

3. Mandisa - DON'T YOU TELL ME WHAT TO DO WITH MY LIFESTYLE AND MY ADDICTIONS. BITCH, GET AWAY FROM MY FACE.

4. Paris - I still love you, baby. I do. But LeAnn Slimes? Come on, nurse. And that hair? Who were we channelling last night, Bruce Lee?

5. Elliot - Looking at your mouth is a constant reminder that my many years of painful braces may retreat because my permanent retainer fell out. And then I will look like you. And people will feel the way I feel about you, but about me.

6. Pickler - I really do love that you are dumber than a post. I do. I think it's hilarious. UNFORTUNATELY WE ALREADY ELECTED YOU THE IDOL LAST YEAR, YOU CARRIE CLONE.

7. Bucky - You look exactly like the boyfriend of my ex-roommate who left me high and dry to move back in with him and pretend she was capable of being faithful. Oh, and you really are not so much with the singing. GREAT song choice last night, though.

8. Taylor - YOU ARE A HATEFUL BEAST. YOU HAVE TAKEN EVERYTHING THAT WAS GOOD OR FUN ABOUT YOU AND ABANDONED IT IN FAVOR OF BORING ME FOR TWO MINUTES A WEEK AND I RESENT YOU FOR IT.

This message brought to you by Art Gotham where you can see art like the BITCH above as part of TAPP FRANCKE’S CHROMESTHESIA.

R U Flava's flavor?

According to this Craigslist post, now's your turn to hang with Flava, if you weren't selected the first time.

My advice for those who didn't make it before, this time make sure your NAME IS SOMETHING REALLY STUPID, a fruit or a city, or an adjective might work well, and secondly BE CATTY AS HELL.

The rest is up to you, good luck ladies!!


Flavor Flav is back and this time he's on a mission. Are you sick of the cold weather, how does a month in L.A. living in Flav’s mansion sound? He wants a woman who will really love him for who he is. If you have what it takes to win his heart and you are OVER 21 YEARS OF AGE, SINGLE, and looking to have a fun and exciting experience then please,

Email the following:
NAME, AGE, PICTURE, AND WHY FLAV SHOULD PICK YOU.
to: paulgordoncasting@yahoo.com

As Idol Gets Down To The Wire...

Here's a review of how we think the top 9 will shape up.

Our guess is Bucky says goodbye this week. Although with the country theme, we could be way off... hmmm.

Thoughts?

9.Bucky
8.Elliott
7.Kelly
6.Ace
5.Mandisa
4.Paris
3.Taylor
2.Kat
1.CHRIS

Toothbrush Sex

I'm speechless.

You Caption It #14: Lindsay's A Bum

The Lohan at The Kids Choice Awards this weekend.

Oh yes, she did.

Third Place, miss all beef patty said... wearing a bed skirt with no underwear is never a good idea...soon her name will be synonymous with dumb ass i.e. the other night i let someone fist me with generic crisco...i felt like such a lindsay lohan

Second Place, rlrco said.. "Lindsay Lohan past the cocaine, now caught with CRACK!"

FIRST PLACE, miss dolly said.. Look! My dress matches my ass!