Love List #1

It's about time we stopped being such bitchy fags and showed some love on this site!

Today's love is given to Julianne Moore, whom I adore!

How remarkable were her performances in The Hours, Boogie Nights, Psycho and of course, one of my personal all-time favorites, Magnolia?!

As a side note, I'm not so sure about Freedomland, but if any of you fags see it over the weekend, please let me know how it is.

That stunning red hair only makes this fag love her even more.

Kudos Julianne, you're fagtastic!

Best YouTube Clip Ever!

Or, well, at least for today.

Check out this fantastic mash-up of Oprah grilling James Frey a few weeks back and Oprah interviewing Tom Cruisazy several months ago.

Those crazy kids over at Best Week Ever did a fantastic job with the splicing/editing.

Enjoy it for yourself right here.

Fagette of the Day!

It's PINK, bitches! And how hilarious is her new video? Everybody gets hit with the parody stick — from the Olsen Anorexic-Chic, to Miss Ho-han's apparent difficulty not hitting anything and everything with her car, to Miss Simpson's nekkid-ass car washin' to Miss Hilton's exploits in minty green night vision sex tapes.

HI-FREAKIN'-LARIOUS!

Catch the video here!

Love you forever, Pink!!!

Increasing The Temperature On The Fagometer

I'm a smarter fag than you think!

Johnny Weir is the silly one.

Seriously, WTF is that? Poor choice Johnny, poor choice.

This looks like something Austin Scarlett would wear to the Emmys. Maybe he's secretly Johnny's "designer".

In related news, does Austin have a blog? If so, I NEED TO READ IT!

(ps Image via Getty, thank you)

Jesse Metcalf is the new spokesperson for MAC

not really...not that i was ever really into this douche but come on...he can't pull off white smokey eye make-up...only johnny weir is that fierce

Mathilda: Smart Fag/Silly Fag?

Now you nurses know that there are four of us little devil children putting up this show, and I had to take a moment to remind you that, while we, the fag 4, have tremendous love and respect for each other, we do not always agree on everything. So, I'm going to inaugurate a new feature — The Soon-to-be-Award Winning: Smart Fag/SillyFag? — by trying it out on one of our own: the lovely and talented Miss Mathilda.

On Renee Zellweger: Yes, she has a tendency to make a face like two year old having his hand pressed against a hot stove by a maniac, and we understand why Mathilda put her on his hate list. But all was forgiven for Chicago. Verdict: Silly Fag!

On Brittany Murphy: You had me at, "You're a virgin who can't drive!" And as long as you keep being a crazy beautiful drag queen high heel of a human being, I will love you. What is WRONG with Mathilda for not liking you? Maybe he secretly likes you so much he resents you for it? Verdict: Silly Fag!

On Perez Hilton: It was, indeed, Miss Mathilda who introduced me to the delicious Perez, whom we love. True, he does not want to get down on his knees and start blowing at the sight of him (as, of course, I do), but Mathilda is at least as addicted to gossip. Verdict: Smart Fag!

On Britney's Mom: We've wasted enough time on Mrs. Spears. LOOK WHAT'S BECOME OF YOUR DAUGHTER, WOMAN! DID YOU TEACH HER NOTHING ABOUT PERSONAL HYGEINE AND/OR CHOOSING A MATE? Mathilda is right to hate you. You're lucky he doesn't kill you. Verdict: Smart Fag!

On Evan Lysacek: We loved how you bounced back from your disastrous short program with that awesome long! "Awesome long what?" you ask. No wonder Mathilda loves you. Verdict: Smart Fag!

On Daniel V of Project R: All right, Mathilda, yes, the boy has some cutitude. And that orchid blouse practically made me 'gasm. But looking at the final runway — I think Insanetino's got him beat. Verdict: Silly Fag!

On the decision to put nude Johnny Wier Body on our site: No. Just No. Give me a picture of him in his python/beaver coat or anything else. Please. Verdict:Silly Fag!

Ok, I tire of this. And really, what's left to discuss — Gwyneth Paltry? I think not. The point is, Mathilda, we love you. Even when you are a Silly Fag!

Your Vote Counts!

We ask you, our dear reader, who has the most fagulous outfit out of the gold, silver and bronze medalists from last night?

Personally, I vote for Contestant #1, what the hell is that?

Please leave your thoughts/rants in the comments.

Hate List #3

THANKS FOR BREAKING UP COLDPLAY, YOU BITCH! (Gwyneth, not Apple)

Daniel V: Fag Of The Day

Hands down, fag of the day. Perhaps even fag of the year, thus far.

I just can't get enough of Mr. Vosovic, and you can't either.

Check out his designs from Fashion Week. That is, if you can manage to get there without sighing over this photo!

sistah sistah

I agree with Matilda 100% about celeb moms and riding on the coattails of their daughters. Their sisters aren’t much better. Let’s see we have Jamie Lynn, Hayley, Solange…Then there are some like Ashlee who although has half the talent we still have a love for. And then we got bitches who are hoping to make it big by starring in a reality show of their one-hit wonder celeb sister. Her name is Debbie Loeb. While doing this is sad, after listening to her music (remixes mind you) she has a small chance of being quite fagulous. The reason being is that you know this bitch wants to become the next Kristine W when you see who she is working with. So here’s to you Debbie and you tell Lisa Lisa she gonna find a man.

debbie

Figure Skaters Really Are Fags!

Fagory was DEAD ON!

This is Johnny Weir, American figure skater and gayer than Cher's 4th Farewell Tour!

No comment on one of his top 8 friends: "THE DARK LORD FLUFFY BOTTOM"

The Final Three!!!

Can I just say, as I sit here on the edge of my seat because for some reason Tim Gunn's podcast about the most recent episode isn't up yet, what a CRAPtacular episode of Project Runway?

The show that, in a matter of minutes, went from a show I'd heard about to my favorite show of all time really got putrescent last night.

Not that I wasn't toally right about Kara going home, because I was – Bye, Sweetie! I hope you're high! — but what an idiotic challenge: a preview of your final collection? The whole point of the final collection is that they have months to do it right — to conceive and sketch and try shit to see if it works and do complicated fabric things they can't normally do.

And JESUS CHRIST what a waste of freakin' Iman?! Why not just say, "Bitches, design a dress for Iman!" Then we would have seen something with ten times the flair from all of them. Instead, they had a day and a wad of cash to "express themselves" (which, if you've watched Project Catwalk, the british version of Project Runway, is exactly the perfect way to end up with a bunch of tassels and crotchless pantied disasters) and they trotted out a bunch of dresses so flat, they couldn't even praise the winner.

And, seriously? Shut up Chloe! You know people lose for stupid slip-ups like saying "I'm not really sure if I want to win." All the judges will see that before fashion week, lady. And you better hope they chalk it up to extended overexposure to InSaneteno.

Nevertheless, I know at least one of the Fag 4 who's tugging his little tucker over the fact that Daniel V. made it to fashion week. (Mathilda wants to lick every inch of the man's body.) And I think the Danny V, Chloe D, InSanetino match-up should make for a good final couple of shows. Does anybody know a bar that shows Project Runway where I can watch the reunion special with even more catty bitches than usual?

Seriously Awful

Oh, my fagulous little fagettes, I hate to be serious, but have you seen the new photos they've released of further Abu Ghirab torture? Some of it is truly heinous.

Before I link you all to Reuters, where you can viw them, I warn you that these are just horrible. And also, though there is nudity, there are no penises; so stop looking for them, you horny toads! Focus on the other horrificness.

Yeah, a few more McDonald's are gonna go down cuz of these.

See the images here: Reuters

Or just make light of the whole situation with a festive t-shirt like the one above: T-Shirt Hell

Jeremy Bloo-Me & Evan Lysacok

During the summer Olympics it is easy to pick out a hottie because you either watch swimming or gymnastics. However at the winter Olympics, it is a tad more difficult because for the most part, they are covered up. But I have found two mens that I would love to give snow jobs to. They are Jeremy Bloom(top) and Evan Lysacek(bottom<- haha). Granted, the fag four have more of chance hooking up with the figure skater that is fagalicious, but Mr. Bloom will probably win the gold, is a model and will more than likely end up in the NFL. That’s faggin hott!

Mommy, stay away from my millions!

Dina Lohan and Lynne Spears should really be ashamed of themselves!

At least Beyonce's mom creates those *hideous* outifits for her and the rest of the caramel truffles to wear on tour and to further embarass themselves at various award shows. Maybe that gives her the right to 5% of the girls earnings, but one thing I respect about Ms. Knowles more than anything else is her ability to stay out of the limelight and let her daughter brave People magazine, alone.

Dina and Lynne are a different breed. I'm not quite sure if the Long Island (Dina) and white trash middle-America (Lynne) roots have anything to do with it, but let's ridicule that anyway!

These women LOVE the attention and will find any way to soak it up, whether it be photo ops, features on their daughters' respective web sites and/or pimping other children they've spawned to follow in already-A-list older daughters' footsteps.

Really now, grow up!

Thank God That's Over

Well, my snarky little debutantes, Valentine's Gay is over again, and once again it proved for me an unmitigated disaster. But one knock-down, drag-out fight with my pseudo-boyfriend later and we're on the other side. Here in NYC the snow is melting, and I think I smelled the first touch of a spring breeze on my way to work.

And as if that were not reason enough to celebrate, it's another fagulous Wednesday night of TV, featuring Drawn Together taking potshots at Brokeback Mountain, sexy Sayid going into full torture mode on Lost and (I can't believe Season Two is almost over!) the final three will be chosen on the pinnacle of Reality Television, Project Runway.

Our pick to go tonight? Crunchy Granola South African Kara Janx (pictured), you may have turned it around with fine showings in the last two challenges, but we haven't forgotten your mediocre showings earlier on. Hey, at least you got in a good Pot Joke in before you go.

Tim Gunn, if you're reading this, come make love to me!

Ritchie is Bitchie and the Perezzle Fizzles

Well, bitches, what Mathilda posts is true.


We dragged our fagulous asses through the rivers of brown slush only to see a bunch of models shrug their shoulders and hand out Diet Dr. Pepper (which is tasting a lot LESS like regular Dr. Pepper than it used to) as the Divine Miss R hid herself in a Dr. Pepper Van and awaited a "rescue" team that - YES - PHYSICALLY LIFTED her from the Dr. Pepper truck and into a waiting jeep-like vehicle. As they pulled away, burly security men walked alongside the car like she was the freakin' president.


And the biggest disappointment? Our favorite confidence man Perez Hilton said he was gonna be there. As some of you know, I heart the Hilton intensely and was more than prepared to get on down (even the slushy muck) and offer him oral.


Sigh. All I ended up with in my mouth was Diet Dr. Pepper.

Nicole Ritchie Does The West Village

This afternoon, 3 of the 4 Fag Four decided to hop over to 6th Avenue to check out an appearance by Ms. Nicole Ritchie. She was there to promote Diet Dr. Pepper, as she is the new spokesperson. Being as none of us had a camera, this is the best shot we came across on the internet.

Honestly, it was the most pathetic thing we've seen in quite some time, we didn't even get a Perez Hilton spotting!

Hate List #2

Brittany Murphy: Worst actress ever?

I mean, she's cute and all, but she has somehow fallen through the cracks of Hollywood to get where she is today.

When the highlight of your career is acting in a tepid drama co-starring Dakota Fanning, you know it's bad.

How she has become a B-list celebrity, I'll never know.

Somebody save me from this woman!

Theme Song

Broken Social Scene - I'm Still Your Fag (click to upload via YouSendIt)

The Hate List: #1

Welcome to the first official post on Fagulous!

In true fag form, we are talking shit about someone else.

Personally, I've had just about enough of Renee "Smilephobe" Zellweger.

Not only is her acting mediocre (yes, I said it!), but that awful face that she makes at EVERY AWARDS CEREMONY has really got to go. It makes me friggin' cringe.

Girl, it's called a grin, get one!

we are here.

more to come soon.