Idol Musings (Reprise): I thought his name was San*gina*!

So it was a joke. That really was Sanjaya. Will Ferrell made him do it (!?) I'm sad, kind of, but I don't care enough to let it spoil my cocktail. And no...It's not a good thing, you whacking great poof!



PS. Still waiting on confirmation as to whether or not Simon is a 75-year-old Asian woman. Perhaps he's really WING!

PPS. If he is WING, what does that say about Ryan Seacrest's taste in men. And, ergo, Teri Hatcher's taste in men...and ergo...does that mean Teri Hatcher's a man? YOU DECIDE!