You Caption It #46

NORAH FRIGGIN' JONES!

You Caption It #45

She won't always be my baby lookin' like this!

HATE LIST #6: ADDLED ANDY ROONEY

Really, CBS? Really, did you need to start the finale of THE AMAZING RACE ten minutes late, ensuring that people everywhere who recorded the show miss the END OF THE ENTIRE SEASON, in order to show that crotchety, senile Andy Rooney air a mean-spirited segment about how much he hates the shit people send him.

First of all, sir, I appreciate that you've had a long career in television. But I think we'd all appreciate that you stop shitting all over your legacy with this hostile, angry ranting. The best part of the segment was watching Katie Couric attempt to hold back her vomit as she introduced what she clearly knew was an off-putting, ungracious, give-the-audience-the-finger, waste of video that was Andy Rooney's segment.

CBS and 60 Minutes, I know that sports run long and blah blah blah and I'm not suggesting you deny anyone their Overtime. I'm just saying, when you have the choice to alienate thousands of Amazing Race fans or air the oral diarrhea of the senile, perhaps you should hold the Roonster 'til next week. Considering his stuff is usually as current as Ye Olde Almanac, I'm sure we can all wait until next week to shudder as Andy assaults us with what he just doesn't get about this here wacky modern world.

Oh, and by the way, I did figure out to set my DVR to tape 15 minutes over because of your weekly shenanigans; so, yes, I DID get to see the end, and you're lucky it cut off the moment those model/addicts stepped on the carpet because I really don't mind missing out on that bitchy couple and those Alabama ladies talk about how they really don't mind losin' 'cept for the fact it would have been so much better to win. But if I hadn't seen the important part, I bet I could have thought of a few things you really wouldn't have wanted me to send you.